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When a nulled member goes to court

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Court day was today so I was their from 8 in the morning to 2 in the afternoon
I walked in judge says Can you hear me?
I say: nah fam I'm just thinking of how imma crack pokemon go accs when I get home
He says: alrighty then
we move on to what I did
Judge: did you shoot this man
me: yea
Judge: Why?
me: cause he missed me
Judge: Ok and what makes you think you can shoot him?
me: he was gonna shoot me if I didn't shoot him
Judge: ok why did you rape his dead body?
Me: idk I was thinking of Cem on nulled for when we meet in amsterdam
judge: well wtf with your gay ass
jk thats not wha happened
I am on probation now
 

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