Mankans
Tsundere Whisperer
2
MONTHS
2 2 MONTHS OF SERVICE
LEVEL 1
300 XP
Inspired by YAK's advice on how to win over a thicc emo girl, I thought I'd share some of my own stories and tips with you all.
>Be me
>Ugly and balding scot
>Swiping through tinder
>Get first match in months
>Fat black sheboon with almost cute face
>Begs me to go on a date with her
>Fantasize about cute black gf
>Choose McDonald's car date because I'm poor
>Negress shows up
>gap tooth
>Fat pot belly
>Dark as shét
>Chipped blue nail polish
>Flip Flops
>Yoga pants
>Saggy tits
>welfare queen
>As I listen nag about ghetto negress boshit I begin to realize this is the best it's gonna get for me
> I start crying
>"Baby, Is you okay?"
>Desperate for even a shred of nurturing I cry into her lap.
>We go back to my shétty studio in the hood and have unprotected sex
>Wake up in the morning refreshed that I had sex and emotionally bonded with someone, even if it was a négger
>Feeling like a king check tinder matches and decide to thank her for last night
>She unmatched me
>Message her on FB
>Get Ghosted
>Be me
>Ugly and balding scot
>Swiping through tinder
>Get first match in months
>Fat black sheboon with almost cute face
>Begs me to go on a date with her
>Fantasize about cute black gf
>Choose McDonald's car date because I'm poor
>Negress shows up
>gap tooth
>Fat pot belly
>Dark as shét
>Chipped blue nail polish
>Flip Flops
>Yoga pants
>Saggy tits
>welfare queen
>As I listen nag about ghetto negress boshit I begin to realize this is the best it's gonna get for me
> I start crying
>"Baby, Is you okay?"
>Desperate for even a shred of nurturing I cry into her lap.
>We go back to my shétty studio in the hood and have unprotected sex
>Wake up in the morning refreshed that I had sex and emotionally bonded with someone, even if it was a négger
>Feeling like a king check tinder matches and decide to thank her for last night
>She unmatched me
>Message her on FB
>Get Ghosted