The Scam Report Poem

[Luis Chou]

roses are red,
violets are blue
when i go on to cracked
theres a new scam report or two!
there may be two or three
but you must see
that all of them
must be taken seriously!
may it be $200 dollars
or even beyond
always remeber
user has 24 hours to respond!
from @ to @
be careful because
if you read their scam reports
a suicide may occur
there may be fighting
and arguing you will see
but always remember
scam reports are funny!
you can't post on scam reports
but no one gives two fucks
even though most of the replies
are made by dick-less cucks
when KSZ says user banned
and @ might release your dox
don't forget
if you scam then u suck a lot of cocks
so don't be scared
sit back and relax
turn on the scam report channel
and put the volume to the max
but if you are scammed
you may come across
a son of bitch
that says sorry for your loss