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New User Theory - a Deeper look

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Preface:
For as long as humanity has been around, sk!ds have always been around with it, currently it is unknown where they come from but it's speculated they come from poorer households
(Eg: poor people who use pesos and rupees [No this isn't racist, its just the majority of these users aren't in the middle or high class]).
No this isn't a shitpost, it's a deeper dive into looking at new users than "MUH COPYING CODE!", if after you would like to know more visit https://unazed.github.io .
However now, it is quite uncommon to see new users that produce paid cheats but instead mass produce scripts.
Geography:
To understand the sk!d we must learn where he/she comes from! It is said that many sk!ds do it for the money, which is a possibility as parents could not enough money to give around.
The typical Sk!d also comes from BurgerLand (America), it is quite evident because of
1. Their weight
2. Their poor education
(We are not saying every sk!d meets this rule as most are quite skinny)
(There are exceptions to every rule tho, for example (((them))) who are in the higher classes but still sk!d, the intent is quite clear)
Politics:
Believe it or not, there is quite a lot of philosophy & politics behind sk!dding, for example, the sk!ds have based their affairs on clout or money (as seen by them releasing "free" cheats)
At first glance it seems like they new users are Anarchists (perhaps it might seem as if they had read What is Property by poundhon!), however looking closer many of them are radicals (mostly on the far-right because of the amount of easy to consume "anti sjw" content on youtube). It is speculated that they are like this for being bullied about:
1. Skidding
2. Having low IQ
3. Only being on Nulled Or Cracked or any other cracking site
4. Not being able to pull laid
whatever the case it is easy to assume their attention span is as low as their IQ; therefore being unable to read about such topics and being influenced by green frog
Types of new users
Free new users: new users who deliver free mass produced accounts. Not much of a problem
Pseudo new users: new users who could have the IQ potential but do not care enough about programming.
Paid new users: Opposite of Free new users
Emotional new users: new users who like to start arguments about exploits (mostly their own), they get quite emotional during this as-well
Fake new users: new users who produce mass exit scams
 

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