K3PO Rant

[Neazy]

Before K3P0 starts ripping tendons and ligaments with its typical knee-jerk reaction to my letters, it should realize that given the public appetite for more accountability, its cosmopolitan credentials are being used in the service of a radically anti-modernist, culturally and economically reactionary project. The following text regards my complaints of recent days against it and its subtle but fork-tongued attempts to put some pertinacious twit up on a pedestal. Bitterness seeps out of K3PO like blood from an underdone ribeye steak. That extreme bitterness is, as far as I can tell, what leads it to encourage a deadly acceptance of intolerance. Instead of taking the easy path in life, the downward path, we must choose the upward path regardless of the pain, suffering, and sacrifice that this choice entails. Only then can we finally ensure social harmony. Yes,K3P0 will try to stop us by suppressing controversy and debate, but my cause is to navigate a safe path between the Scylla of K3P0 vitriolic sallies and the Charybdis of Jacobinism. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that K3P0 counts linguacious vandals as its friends. Unfortunately for it, these are hired friends, false friends, friends incapable of realizing for a moment that K3P0 and its retinue have been hard at work creating a one-world government combining priggism and parasitism under the same tent, all under their control. Do I mean conspiracy? Yes I do. I am convinced that there is such a plot, international in scope, generations old in planning, and incredibly tyrannous in intent. If this lethargic scheme is successful, you can wave goodbye to your freedom to say anything publicly about how K3PO will probably respond to this letter just like it responds to all criticism. It will put me down as “drossy†or “viperineâ€. That's its standard answer to everyone who says or writes anything about it except the most fawning praise. But this is something to be filed away for future letters. At present, I wish to focus on only one thing: the fact that the core ethic of K3PO Praetorian Guard has been its brash, unyielding nature, its unquestioning loyalty to K3P0 , and its eternal war footing constantly spoiling for a fight. I can reword my point as follows: K3PO is a model of wanton sleaze, a perfect picture of ingratitude, a paradigm of gnosticism. As such, K3P0 is trying to commit acts of immorality, dishonesty, and treason. Their mission? To deny the legitimacy of those who shoo it away like the annoying bug that it is. I feel that writing this letter is like celestial navigation. Before directional instruments were invented, sailors navigated the seas by fixing their compass on the North Star. However, if K3P0 were to trick them into fixing their compass on the wrong star they'd soon be so off-course that they'd actually be willing to help it perform the most inhumane acts of violence the world has ever seen. K3P0 refers to almost everyone it dislikes as “vagariousâ€. Consequently, when I made some disparaging remarks about K3P0 ultimata, the choicest word K3P0found for me was—wait for it—"vagarious". My purpose in telling you this is not to highlight K3PO limited vocabulary but rather to remind you that K3PO holds onto power like the eunuch mandarins of the Forbidden City—sterile obstacles to progress who cause this country to flounder on the shoals of self-interest, corruption, and chaos. Just think K3PO ants to judge people based solely on hearsay. Why it wants that, I don't know, but that's what it wants. By the bye, the diplomatic and technical skills acquired through the creation of institutions and treaties geared towards challenging K3P0 victim-blaming ideology can provide powerful models and experience for acknowledging that K3PO disguises its iron fist with a velvet glove. Nugatory, wayward maniacs who influence the attitudes of dominant culture towards any environment or activity that is predominantly biggety might not recognize the incongruities in K3P0 communications, but K3PO has created for itself premier victim status. It uses this status to shield itself from scrutiny whenever it's caught scorning and abjuring reason. K3PO victim status also means that K3PO rivals have to be cautious when suggesting that if I didn't sincerely believe that a sure-fire way to elicit derisive sneers, leers, and jeers from it is to fight on the battleground of ideas for our inalienable individual rights, then I wouldn't be writing this letter. For those of you who agree with what you've read in this letter, we have a difficult but important task in front of us. We must extirpate Pyrrhonism root, trunk, and branch.
Edited by TrumpLoveChild, 03 December 2016 - 01:54 AM.