I CANT BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED PART 3 the final part

[riperino4gotbanned]

So once the officer was peeing i started running. I ran faster than i ever ran before and i saw a homeless man on a bike. He asked me if i had any cocaine to sell and i had a perfect idea. I gave him all my cocaine for the bike, that way if i get caught its not with cocaine and also so i could escape very fast. I was riding my bike but the wheels broke so i dont the most intellectual thing ive ever done in my whole entire life. I whipped out my one inch peen and started spinning it around like a propellor i began to fly but the spiining was too much and i couldnt handle it so i began to bust nuts and it acted as a speed boost so i was flying so fast i ended up in spain and i started a new life, found anew child and raised him to be 14 and did the exact same thing over and over again. Thanks for listening. I know this last part was quite short but i couldnt think of anything else
Season 2 coming tomorrow