[HQ] Pick-up Lines you can use to get your Dream Girl Right Now !

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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.
Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest
If you were my homework, i’d do you everyday.
I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Save water, shower with a friend!
Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!
Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
My eyes met many eyes but only got lost in yours.
This is the police! You’re under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where i can hold them.
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!
See those gaps between your fingers… they’re for my fingers to slip in
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Hey girl, are you an architect? cos I can imagine building a relationship with you.
I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.
You are that “nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.
You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world in which I want to be.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Mario is red, Sonic is blue, will you be my player 2?
Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
Are you my self-esteem? Cause I’ve been looking for you everywhere.
Roses are red violets are blue I just wanna thank God, he made you
Roses are red, violets are blue – there’s nothing in this world prettier than you.
Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!
I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?
I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U
If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion
Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.
Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
I know you like netflix and chill… but i’d rather hulu and do you
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
my dick is so polite… it stands up so you can sit down.
Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask ” What is it?”) A pickup line!
If you were a Youtube ad I wouldn’t skip.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!
If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Do you wanna make your mom happy? make her my mother-in-law ?
There are so many types of art but you are my favorite.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on
You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real
I can’t buy you Gucci or Armani but i can make ur p*ssy a tsunami
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!
Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
Hey girl, are you exercise? Because you’re breathtaking.
Are you a door? Because you are adoorable
You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.
Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.
“I have a boy-friend” – Well, let me know when you’re ready to upgrade to a man!
Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!