MYSTIC4891
Indie Game Explorer
2
MONTHS
2 2 MONTHS OF SERVICE
LEVEL 1
100 XP
Step 1: chop off 3 inches,this will stimulate your excalibur to grow faster and taller
step 2: 10 rod pushups a day,by holding your bodyweight with your magnum you promote muscle growth and thus increase size
step 3: tickle your balls goodnight,it will make your balls bigger and bigger balls = bigger sausage
step 4: wack yo willy 6 times a day for endurance
step 5: identify as a horse because a horse has a big footlong (if it doesnt work cancel biology on twitter for being a bigot)
step 6: kill your asian ancestors, for every 1 asian=1 inch added
For any questions about these steps i will not be answering anything and i am not responsible for any injuries.
step 2: 10 rod pushups a day,by holding your bodyweight with your magnum you promote muscle growth and thus increase size
step 3: tickle your balls goodnight,it will make your balls bigger and bigger balls = bigger sausage
step 4: wack yo willy 6 times a day for endurance
step 5: identify as a horse because a horse has a big footlong (if it doesnt work cancel biology on twitter for being a bigot)
step 6: kill your asian ancestors, for every 1 asian=1 inch added
For any questions about these steps i will not be answering anything and i am not responsible for any injuries.