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This guide contains all the knowledge you need to successfully rape amazon and never be caught, and what you do with this knowledge, is entirely up to you. This guide was written on years of experience and some of the information you will read was provided by an ex amazon employee and his name will be provided next to it. Please be aware that I cannot save you from your own foolishness so don’t whine if you didn’t follow the guide and then wonder why you got blacklisted. Read The Whole Damn Guide Before You Put My Words Into Practice!
Lets start off with a simple table of contents:
A little introduction to Amazon’s flagging system and how to not get linked.
Replacing, Double dipping, and Refunding your orders.
Cancelling investigations.
Working via Live Chat vs Phoning Amazon
Finding Drops
Using Amazon Gift Vouchers
Un-blacklisting your address
Extra Information, important
The absolute last card you can play with, the last thing you can do to get your money back after a ban.
Using VPN
Making a Stealth Account
Amazon’s flagging system.
Okay, so as some of you might have heard, amazon has a flagging system. There are three flags you can receive, those will be automatically placed on your account by amazon’s fraud detection system. It’s a simple system really; let me break it down for you.
The Yellow Flag
This flag is automatically placed on your account after a refund higher than $100 is requested.
The Orange Flag
Okay, so imagine you’ve refunded a $100 item and you try to refund another item of lower cost or higher within a 7 day period of the first refund. That is when the orange flag is placed on your account. Once it’s there, your account automatically gets looked into by the Amazon CIS team. Those people are probably most educated out of the whole amazon support team and they will find all the links you to your other accounts which you may have left behind. If they determine that you constantly abuse their policies, they will blacklist the following:
-your IP address, -your Payment Card information (including the billing address), -your delivery address, -your phone number and your browser information such as cookies and possibly your MAC address (some say that amazon can also see your MAC address but there is no proof as to whether this is true or not)
The Red Flag
Amazon’s final and deadliest flag. So imagine you you refunded more than one $100 item within a 7-day timeframe.
Now, one of the two things can happen:
1.If your account was not linked to any other account closed for whatever reason, had lots of legit orders and was relatively old, the CIS team will send you an email notifying you that they’ve noticed a high amount of returns/refunds on your account. Treat this as a warning; wipe the account clean and open a fresh one but make sure to open it from a brand new IP. I recommend creating it from a different computer altogether due to the fact that it’s clear whether they can actually see your MAC address or not. You can also spoof it but that is for you to research. For the less bright ones, let me spoon feed you, child. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mac+address+changer
If your account was found to be linked to any other account closed for abuse of policies, you will automatically be blacklisted. What this means is that Amazon will close any account containing the information you have used on your closed account. There are good news and there are bad news!
Good news: There are things you can do to outsmart amazon’s linking system. That being said, being blacklisted is a pain in the arse and you will most likely need to order a new payment card. Call up your bank and report your card as lost or broken and they should send you a brand new one. You will need to use a good VPN or order from a friends house, a library or any other place that doesn’t use your banned IP address. As doe the shipping address, you will need to use a
typo. Simply misspell your address. For example, instead of 12 Bakery Street, put 12 Bake St. They will still deliver since they go by the postcode. That being said, Amazon might still close your account because your billing address cannot be misspelt or the order wont go through so there is a 50/50 chance that they will or they wont. I’d recommend that you pay with amazon credit or a VCC instead of your actual card.
Replacing, Double Dipping and Refunding your order.
There is a lot of methods to replace, double dip and refund your items. I will only go over some of those, but please try to make your own, unique excuses and those will grant you a higher success rate.
if you are a new account, then I would recommend to refund under 100 dollars. I am unsure whether this is true or not but Darmasus (an ex amazon employee) said that If you call in to Amazon and get Philipinos you have the BEST chance at success, they have a base out of Manyla and those guys give you refunds of up to 800 dollars. If you get someone in South America, they can refund up to 250 dollars, anything above that they need the Supervisors account password to input into their system so they can go over that limit, of course the supervisor will ask them why they are refunding so much and you have to give a really good background.
Empty Box Method
Being the most well known method, its success rate is still pretty high. All you have to do is simply contact Amazon and say that the box you had received was empty. It’s important to mention that the box was in a perfect condition and was unopened since this will most likely allow you to dodge an investigation. If the rep is being a bitch, simply disconnect the chat before it goes too far and he launches an investigation. It is important to do this because reps can’t start investigations if they don’t have sufficient information about the case.
Item never arrived
This method is definitely trickier to pull off than saying that the box was empty, but it is doable and still has a high success rate. Please notice that you should only do this if the package was signed in a name that is different to what is should be signed as. What you need to say is that you never received the package and that you’re very, very pissed off because you need the item for tomorrow for whatever reason. I find birthdays to be a good excuse.
Part of the item wasn’t in the parcel
If you order an item that comes in multiple pieces, you simply have to say that one of the pieces was not included in the package and you can’t find it on amazon store. They will usually offer to replace the whole order and all you have to do is either agree and then apply one of the above methods in order to double dip or you agree and call them back saying that you want a refund instead.
Dangerous substance leak
If your item contains a battery, say that the battery was leaking upon opening the parcel and you need replacement. If you ask them for a refund, they will get suspicious so it is always better to call back and say that you have changed your mind. You can also order like a nail with the item and say that it spilled all over the box. If they ask you to return the defective product, simply say that you had to throw it away because you have kids or animals in the house and you didn’t want anyone to get hurt. You can also say that sending the item back is illegal since it’s a biohazard. The rep should fuck off and give in [your excuse] it was supposed to be a birthday present for my great grand dad but unfortunately he passed away. I’m completely and utterly devastated [mention how deeply it affected you] and today this happened… amazon is adding one more problem which i have to deal with. I just wan this to be over’’
Make yourself look like a legit customer by viewing lots of items before you purchase. Spending time on the amazon website will decrease your chance of being investigated or placed on hold.
Add add three or four small items to your order to decrease your chance of getting investigated and increase your chance of success; it’s a must!
Bottom line is, be CREATIVE and play with their emotions
Lets start off with a simple table of contents:
A little introduction to Amazon’s flagging system and how to not get linked.
Replacing, Double dipping, and Refunding your orders.
Cancelling investigations.
Working via Live Chat vs Phoning Amazon
Finding Drops
Using Amazon Gift Vouchers
Un-blacklisting your address
Extra Information, important
The absolute last card you can play with, the last thing you can do to get your money back after a ban.
Using VPN
Making a Stealth Account
Amazon’s flagging system.
Okay, so as some of you might have heard, amazon has a flagging system. There are three flags you can receive, those will be automatically placed on your account by amazon’s fraud detection system. It’s a simple system really; let me break it down for you.
The Yellow Flag
This flag is automatically placed on your account after a refund higher than $100 is requested.
The Orange Flag
Okay, so imagine you’ve refunded a $100 item and you try to refund another item of lower cost or higher within a 7 day period of the first refund. That is when the orange flag is placed on your account. Once it’s there, your account automatically gets looked into by the Amazon CIS team. Those people are probably most educated out of the whole amazon support team and they will find all the links you to your other accounts which you may have left behind. If they determine that you constantly abuse their policies, they will blacklist the following:
-your IP address, -your Payment Card information (including the billing address), -your delivery address, -your phone number and your browser information such as cookies and possibly your MAC address (some say that amazon can also see your MAC address but there is no proof as to whether this is true or not)
The Red Flag
Amazon’s final and deadliest flag. So imagine you you refunded more than one $100 item within a 7-day timeframe.
Now, one of the two things can happen:
1.If your account was not linked to any other account closed for whatever reason, had lots of legit orders and was relatively old, the CIS team will send you an email notifying you that they’ve noticed a high amount of returns/refunds on your account. Treat this as a warning; wipe the account clean and open a fresh one but make sure to open it from a brand new IP. I recommend creating it from a different computer altogether due to the fact that it’s clear whether they can actually see your MAC address or not. You can also spoof it but that is for you to research. For the less bright ones, let me spoon feed you, child. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mac+address+changer
If your account was found to be linked to any other account closed for abuse of policies, you will automatically be blacklisted. What this means is that Amazon will close any account containing the information you have used on your closed account. There are good news and there are bad news!
Good news: There are things you can do to outsmart amazon’s linking system. That being said, being blacklisted is a pain in the arse and you will most likely need to order a new payment card. Call up your bank and report your card as lost or broken and they should send you a brand new one. You will need to use a good VPN or order from a friends house, a library or any other place that doesn’t use your banned IP address. As doe the shipping address, you will need to use a
typo. Simply misspell your address. For example, instead of 12 Bakery Street, put 12 Bake St. They will still deliver since they go by the postcode. That being said, Amazon might still close your account because your billing address cannot be misspelt or the order wont go through so there is a 50/50 chance that they will or they wont. I’d recommend that you pay with amazon credit or a VCC instead of your actual card.
Replacing, Double Dipping and Refunding your order.
There is a lot of methods to replace, double dip and refund your items. I will only go over some of those, but please try to make your own, unique excuses and those will grant you a higher success rate.
if you are a new account, then I would recommend to refund under 100 dollars. I am unsure whether this is true or not but Darmasus (an ex amazon employee) said that If you call in to Amazon and get Philipinos you have the BEST chance at success, they have a base out of Manyla and those guys give you refunds of up to 800 dollars. If you get someone in South America, they can refund up to 250 dollars, anything above that they need the Supervisors account password to input into their system so they can go over that limit, of course the supervisor will ask them why they are refunding so much and you have to give a really good background.
Empty Box Method
Being the most well known method, its success rate is still pretty high. All you have to do is simply contact Amazon and say that the box you had received was empty. It’s important to mention that the box was in a perfect condition and was unopened since this will most likely allow you to dodge an investigation. If the rep is being a bitch, simply disconnect the chat before it goes too far and he launches an investigation. It is important to do this because reps can’t start investigations if they don’t have sufficient information about the case.
Item never arrived
This method is definitely trickier to pull off than saying that the box was empty, but it is doable and still has a high success rate. Please notice that you should only do this if the package was signed in a name that is different to what is should be signed as. What you need to say is that you never received the package and that you’re very, very pissed off because you need the item for tomorrow for whatever reason. I find birthdays to be a good excuse.
Part of the item wasn’t in the parcel
If you order an item that comes in multiple pieces, you simply have to say that one of the pieces was not included in the package and you can’t find it on amazon store. They will usually offer to replace the whole order and all you have to do is either agree and then apply one of the above methods in order to double dip or you agree and call them back saying that you want a refund instead.
Dangerous substance leak
If your item contains a battery, say that the battery was leaking upon opening the parcel and you need replacement. If you ask them for a refund, they will get suspicious so it is always better to call back and say that you have changed your mind. You can also order like a nail with the item and say that it spilled all over the box. If they ask you to return the defective product, simply say that you had to throw it away because you have kids or animals in the house and you didn’t want anyone to get hurt. You can also say that sending the item back is illegal since it’s a biohazard. The rep should fuck off and give in [your excuse] it was supposed to be a birthday present for my great grand dad but unfortunately he passed away. I’m completely and utterly devastated [mention how deeply it affected you] and today this happened… amazon is adding one more problem which i have to deal with. I just wan this to be over’’
Make yourself look like a legit customer by viewing lots of items before you purchase. Spending time on the amazon website will decrease your chance of being investigated or placed on hold.
Add add three or four small items to your order to decrease your chance of getting investigated and increase your chance of success; it’s a must!
Bottom line is, be CREATIVE and play with their emotions
