Deerhound
Giggle Guru
LEVEL 1
100 XP
I was bored so decided to make you laugh and teach you some insane pick up lines ;))
Enjoy and leave a like <3
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- You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
- They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
- I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
- Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
- Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
- Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
- I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
- Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
- Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?
- Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
- Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
- I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
- Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
- Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
- Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
- Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
- Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
- I lost my keys… can I check your pants?
- Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?
- Do I have to sign for your package?
- I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
- Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?
- Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.
- You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!
- With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.
- Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
- Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.
- Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.
- Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.
- What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.
- That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?
- I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
- What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
- We were both born without clothes.
- I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex.
- I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
- I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.
- You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? (Wink)
- My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?
- Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.
- Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
- Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
- Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
- If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.
- Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
- Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
- I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.