Girlfriend applications here.

[navinrjohnson]

Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:

• Female
• Age 16-19
• Latina (peruvian, colombian, bla bla)
• Cute girl
• Have an IQ lower than mine (164)
• Have 0 male friends
• Cook 3 meals for me a day
• Be willing to split the bill on a date
• Be into kinky stuff (will discuss in PM)
• Must be able to count (cause i cant)
• Have sex with me as I ask
• Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can’t find anything that fits)
• Ideally not have a job
• Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points

Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.