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Don't be leecher! [insert douche bag's name here] sent me a nude, but it
wasn't him†or “I'm not sure I want to send one...†Don't worry! It isn't the end of the world!
The trick is to somewhat beg her. Not exactly beg, but like this: “oh come
on, I sent you one.†or if she is concerned that you sent a fake “why would I
ever lie and try to break your heart?â€. The goal is to either convince her or guilt trip her.
If that doesn't get her to send one, give her an ultimate guilt trip. When
she ultimately refuses, say something like “oh....†and act very depressed
and embarrassed. Drop all contact with her for a week to 2 weeks. If she
asks “Can we talk?â€, do not even answer. Come back after 1 to 2 weeks and
just say a simple greeting, like “hi.â€. Using periods is also helpful with
small and depressing greetings and sentences. It makes you seem embarrassed and sad.
Once you do that, start a slow conversation, and make her feel horrible.
Apologize for what you did a lot. Tell her it was something you probably
shouldn't have done, and whatnot. Eventually, she will ask if there is
anything she can do. Just hint to her that a nude would be nice, because it
would make you feel less embarrassed.
Once again, if that won't even work, here is one more method. Leave her
alone. For a long time. 2-3 weeks to be exact. If you see her in school, act
extremely embarrassed, like you don't want to be around her or she will
hurt you. If she texts you answer the same way you did last time,
embarrassed and depressed. Hint at nudes again, and she will most likely give you one.
If you are her boyfriend, just act differently around her, and make it
obvious something is wrong. It is easier to get nudes from a partner than a
friend.
Edited by PhiL0s0pher, 13 July 2018 - 10:20 AM.
wasn't him†or “I'm not sure I want to send one...†Don't worry! It isn't the end of the world!
The trick is to somewhat beg her. Not exactly beg, but like this: “oh come
on, I sent you one.†or if she is concerned that you sent a fake “why would I
ever lie and try to break your heart?â€. The goal is to either convince her or guilt trip her.
If that doesn't get her to send one, give her an ultimate guilt trip. When
she ultimately refuses, say something like “oh....†and act very depressed
and embarrassed. Drop all contact with her for a week to 2 weeks. If she
asks “Can we talk?â€, do not even answer. Come back after 1 to 2 weeks and
just say a simple greeting, like “hi.â€. Using periods is also helpful with
small and depressing greetings and sentences. It makes you seem embarrassed and sad.
Once you do that, start a slow conversation, and make her feel horrible.
Apologize for what you did a lot. Tell her it was something you probably
shouldn't have done, and whatnot. Eventually, she will ask if there is
anything she can do. Just hint to her that a nude would be nice, because it
would make you feel less embarrassed.
Once again, if that won't even work, here is one more method. Leave her
alone. For a long time. 2-3 weeks to be exact. If you see her in school, act
extremely embarrassed, like you don't want to be around her or she will
hurt you. If she texts you answer the same way you did last time,
embarrassed and depressed. Hint at nudes again, and she will most likely give you one.
If you are her boyfriend, just act differently around her, and make it
obvious something is wrong. It is easier to get nudes from a partner than a
friend.
Edited by PhiL0s0pher, 13 July 2018 - 10:20 AM.