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Like i dunno if I am sick in the head but the jokes I find the funniest are the ones that make you think about if you should actually laugh or try and hold your amusement in because of how harsh the punch line was.
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anyway, here are some of my favourite:
Whats has a submarine and Madeline McCann got in common?
They're both at the bottom of the ocean and filled with seamen.
How many tourette's sufferer's does it twat to cunt a lightbollocks?
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
My sex life is like finding a parking spot in town.
All the good ones are taken, so sometimes when no one is looking I have to stick it into disabled one.
If my sky internet gets any slower by the time this video has downloaded the girl in it will be legal!!!!!!
For a laugh, every time I'm out in the car with my blind daughter and we go over a speed bump, I tell her we've hit a dog.
What's the best thing about fucking a transvestite?
Reaching round the front and pretending it's gone all the way through.
What do you do after raping a deaf, dumb and blind girl?
Break her fingers so she can't tell her mom.
........
anyway, here are some of my favourite:
Whats has a submarine and Madeline McCann got in common?
They're both at the bottom of the ocean and filled with seamen.
How many tourette's sufferer's does it twat to cunt a lightbollocks?
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
My sex life is like finding a parking spot in town.
All the good ones are taken, so sometimes when no one is looking I have to stick it into disabled one.
If my sky internet gets any slower by the time this video has downloaded the girl in it will be legal!!!!!!
For a laugh, every time I'm out in the car with my blind daughter and we go over a speed bump, I tell her we've hit a dog.
What's the best thing about fucking a transvestite?
Reaching round the front and pretending it's gone all the way through.
What do you do after raping a deaf, dumb and blind girl?
Break her fingers so she can't tell her mom.