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I am bored af so i decided to humor the forum a bit ! Let's goo Use those insane pick up lines for guaranteed smex

• Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
• Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
• I lost my keys… Can I check your underwear?
• Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
• I’m not usually into hunting, but I’d love to catch you and mount you all over my house.
• I’m no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
• Baby, I last longer than a white crayon.
• (Use index finger to call someone over and then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
• Do you work at Build-A-Bear? Because I’d stuff you.
• Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
• Hello, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink… and then get sexual.
• Do you want to spice up my sex life?
• Your face reminds me of a wrench; every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
• You must be a doctor! You just cured my erectile dysfunction.#
• Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
• Do you want to come to my time machine? We stop somewhere between ’68 and ’70.
• Do you know your ABCs? ‘Cause I wanna give you the fourth letter of the alphabet.
• I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it.
• We should play strip poker. You can strip and I’ll poke you.
• Do you like jalapeños? Because in no time I’ll be jalapeño pussy.