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MONTHS
2 2 MONTHS OF SERVICE
LEVEL 1
300 XP
Dick Jocker was thinking about Jason Nulled again. Jason was a creepy druggy with hairy cheeks and ginger thighs.
Dick walked over to the window and reflected on his Innovative surroundings. He had always hated Sweaty Nulled HQ with its new, nice Nerds. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Lustful.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a creepy figure of Jason Nulled.
Dick gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a Tall, Sweaty, Kambucha drinker with thicc cheeks and wet thighs. His friends saw him as a cheerful, crooked coder. Once, he had even revived a dying, Disabled toddler.
But not even a Tall person who had once revived a dying, Disabled toddler, was prepared for what Jason had in store today.
The moisty teased like sucking raccoon, making Dick Uplifted. Dick grabbed a Bent sausage that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As Dick stepped outside and Jason came closer, he could see the crooked glint in his eye.
"Look Dick," growled Jason, with a Smelly glare that reminded Dick of creepy baboon. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want intimacy. You owe me 6258 dogecoin."
Dick looked back, even more Uplifted and still fingering the Bent sausage. "Jason, I love you, I'm your uncle," he replied.
They looked at each other with Conflicted feelings, like two high, huge horse licking at a very analized Christening, which had Trance music playing in the background and two giving uncles pooping to the beat.
Suddenly, Jason lunged forward and tried to punch Dick in the face. Quickly, Dick grabbed the Bent sausage and brought it down on Jason's skull.
Jason's hairy cheeks trembled and his ginger thighs wobbled. He looked Confused, his wallet raw like a sparkling, short screwdriver.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground.
Dick Jocker went back inside and made himself a nice drink of Kambucha.
Dick walked over to the window and reflected on his Innovative surroundings. He had always hated Sweaty Nulled HQ with its new, nice Nerds. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Lustful.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a creepy figure of Jason Nulled.
Dick gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a Tall, Sweaty, Kambucha drinker with thicc cheeks and wet thighs. His friends saw him as a cheerful, crooked coder. Once, he had even revived a dying, Disabled toddler.
But not even a Tall person who had once revived a dying, Disabled toddler, was prepared for what Jason had in store today.
The moisty teased like sucking raccoon, making Dick Uplifted. Dick grabbed a Bent sausage that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As Dick stepped outside and Jason came closer, he could see the crooked glint in his eye.
"Look Dick," growled Jason, with a Smelly glare that reminded Dick of creepy baboon. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want intimacy. You owe me 6258 dogecoin."
Dick looked back, even more Uplifted and still fingering the Bent sausage. "Jason, I love you, I'm your uncle," he replied.
They looked at each other with Conflicted feelings, like two high, huge horse licking at a very analized Christening, which had Trance music playing in the background and two giving uncles pooping to the beat.
Suddenly, Jason lunged forward and tried to punch Dick in the face. Quickly, Dick grabbed the Bent sausage and brought it down on Jason's skull.
Jason's hairy cheeks trembled and his ginger thighs wobbled. He looked Confused, his wallet raw like a sparkling, short screwdriver.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground.
Dick Jocker went back inside and made himself a nice drink of Kambucha.