35 SEXUAL PICK UP LINES - 100% GETTING LAID ! <3

[Haarish123]

Heya !
Feeling bored again so i decided to humor the community a bit
those are mine 35 best sexual / horny pick up lines !
Enjoy and LIKE YOU FUCKING PLEBS ! *Love You * <3
35 Funny and Dirty Pick-Up Lines for Tinder

• Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
• Baby, are you a lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.
• I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
• Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I'm thirsty.
• I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.
• Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a large bone for you to examine.
• What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.
• Are you a light switch? Because you really turn me on.
• Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
• Are you tired? Want to change that?
• I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.
• If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
• I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
• Please don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?
• You look like an extremely hard worker and I have an opening that you can fill.
• I was told I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Could you help me?
• That sweater looks amazing on you. I bet I would too!
• Do I have to sign for your package?
• I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
• Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.
• Those look like quality pants; do you mind if I take them off?
• It must be Christmas because I can’t wait to unwrap your package.
• Are you a woodchuck? Because I can see your wood.
• Hold on, you've got something on your ass. . .my eyes.
• I’m having trouble sleeping by myself, can you sleep with me?
• Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
• I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?
• Are you a washing machine? Because I want to put my dirty load in you.
• Did you just sit on a pile of sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.
• If I were a ballon, would you blow me?
• Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
• Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I swear I can see myself in your pants.
• I’m accepting applications if you want to apply—requirements include your phone number.
• Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
• Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? 'Cause you're a snack!