g4me0ver
Snarky Genius
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Best joke of the year so far ... A couple are in the zoo and go through the cage male gorilla. A WOMAN QUESTION TO HUSBAND - Raymond, knew that gorillas are animals more like the human being relative their behavior? Look, I'll show my breast and I bet You will be excited like a man. Mary shows her breast and the gorilla starts to get excited and move the cage bars. - Saw? - Says the woman - men are just alike to them, they can not control his animal instincts. And Raimundo tells you: - Now shows you both breasts, to see what occurs. Woman lifts her shirt and shows you both breasts, and the gorilla gets even more excited and desperate to leave. Raymond says: - Incredible, now drops his pants and shows ass, just to see what happens! The woman lowers her pants and the gorilla, fully aroused, Arrebenta the bars cage, goes out and grabs the woman. - Raimundo help me! Cries the woman And Raimundo speaks: - Now, explain to him: Which today is not in the mood .. What is a headache ... I'm tired ... That is with sore throat ... That worked too ... So soon Nooooo ... Who understands you as a woman ... Who is depressed ... That is menstruating ... That is sick ... Who just wants to hug you ... We are nervous ... I have to wake up very early ... Today woke up very early ... Who walked a lot today ... That is super needy and just want affection ... Which is very tense and just want massage relaxation… What is the mood. watching TV ... What do not miss the novel ... - If he's like me, he'll understand.