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[TUTORIAL] How to get a GRILL [HQ and shit]

skiddorino

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At First I was selling this but since the I lacked customers I decided to give it out for free! ( Service)
This is a HQ Guide on how to get a grill, if you follow the instructions you can get a 6/10 MINIMUM!
Ok Lets get started 1. Get fit you fat fuck
Nobody wants to fuck a 150kg buttergolem. Get your body fat to atleast 15%.
Is a very good site to read into getting fit. Watch your nutrition and do sports. If you use an app like MyFitnessPal to track your calories it will be much easier to have an overview on how much and more importantly WHAT you are eating. It doesn't matter if you eat much. You have to eat HQ.
2. Get rid of your akne
idk never had this shit ask your dermatologist
3. Get good clothes
They don't really have to be expensive just dont look like a fucking homeless person. Especially shoes.
4. Start choosing a Target
I made this useful Graph to choose a target.
ok. if you have friends and your friends have friends of the opposite sex go out with them drink some wodka and follow the next instructions.
6. Be nice
Be nice to her. Be charming. Make small and honest compliments. they only want to fuck too, they just dont want to look like a slut. you have to make them feel good.
if she starts to trust you and you both are alone, shove her in a bush and fucking rape her because honestly nobody of your virgins will ever fuck a girl the normal way so thats the only opportunity you have. USE IT! Leecher sind hurensöhne
 

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