Here are some Chuck Norris facts xD 1.Cars look both ways before Chuck Norris crosses the street. 2.Chuck Norris once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. 3.Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear. 4.Chuck Norris can only punch you in the face once, because the second time you wont have a face. 5.Chuck Norris makes fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together. 6.Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records. 7.When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital. 8.Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded 9.Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. 10.Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted. Upvotefor more and comment your favorite Chuck Norris fact